What? Consider the following pictures and captions:
When I sent the results of Exam #5 via MMS to my family, I got the following grades:
MOM: “Oh Noah how could you?????”
DAD: “Outta the family…”
All of the non-exempt years, I either used a mix or a recipe from the Chicago Tribune. Each year, there were not many matzah balls in the soup, and they were also floaters.
Even though I consider mine to be mild successes, the criteria set by my family has left me failing each exam that I have been on my own! This is because they are all in the sinker camp. Somehow, I am in the ambivalent camp.
Therefore, for four out of the last five years, I have FAILED AN EXAM! Evidently I must return to the remedial class on sinker-makers. Because if I fail again next year, I probably will be disowned by my family!
Today is the one-hundred and eighth day of M.M.X.I.V. That makes fifteen weeks and three days.
היום שלושה ימים לעומר (today is three days of the omer).