A PROCLAMATION OF A SEVENTEEN-HOUR DAY
WHEREAS, Noah woke up at 05:22 on 24 May, 2015,
WHEREAS, he headed to Dunkin’ Donuts on Howard/Western to meet with the Evanston Bike Club,
WHEREAS, they took a ride to Lake Shore Drive,
WHEREAS, 37.5 miles of bike riding for Bike The Drive followed,
WHEREAS, he walked around a bit for the festival,
WHEREAS, he rode 10 miles to get to League,
WHEREAS, he participated in League for five hours,
WHEREAS, he baiLed out due to the rain,
WHEREAS, he ate dinner with GRASP at Blind Faith Cafe,
WHEREAS, he played 200 minutes of bridge at Norris,
WHEREAS, he got home and cobbling together this quick post at 23:22,
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED that the subject, Noah Weiss, gets some shut-eye.
Today is the twenty-fourth day of the fourth round of M.A.P.L.E. That makes three weeks and three days.
Countdown to “D-Day” is 8 days.